sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

one of my favorite phrases is ‘that’s a problem for future me’ because it combines two of my favorite things, mild humor and intense, panic inducing procrastination 

bpdstuff:

“Tips to prevent mood swings: avoid caffeine, alcohol and sugary foods” that’s me diet tho mate

itstimetosmilee:

I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot

calumthonas:

“guys prefer-” thats nice i dont care

(Source: squishycalum)

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

problackgirl:

Me: *does 1 out of the 10 things I’m supposed to do*

Me: wow I’m really on top of things, let me take a 10 hour break and treat myself

okaytrue:

*comes across a slight inconvenience*
me: you know what would solve this ????? death